Combatting Corona - John Newhall FUNNY Parody Video

Quarantine in Upstate NY got a lil boring. So I made a video. Product is NOT real, although the golden locks on the top of my head are. ????

Video is 10000% made with the objective to not be offensive, and apologies to those who find it grinds their gears.



LYRICS

Snoop Dog
Lately I’ve been not sure what to eat
Groceries are gone and I’ve had ramen for a week
I’ve been learning how to cook from cooking blogs
And that cooking show with Martha Stewart and Snoop Dog
There is no more delivery
So I try a the recipe
I’m just doing what I’m told
Two egg whites, not the yolk
Snoop Dog says if you want
Add some CBD
I don’t think that goes
With black bean chili


Don't Touch This
I’m all stocked up on lysol
If you need some just call
But I might charge a large fee
‘Cuz I know I’ve got what you need
Making all your wallets limp
I’ve become the lysol pimp
Before your money I collect
It’s time to stop — Disinfect


Class Is In My Room
Class is in my room because we now use video call
I change my camera background to make it seem like I’m in Nepal
In other words, life is swell
I can go to class, while I watch Dave Chapelle
Class is in my room because my campus is closed
Online classes mean that I can show up unclothed
In other words, I pray
Online class, don’t go away


Die Corona
I’m all stocked up on lysol
If you need some just call
But I might charge a large fee
‘Cuz I know I’ve got what you need
Making all your wallets limp
I’ve become the lysol pimp
Before your money I collect
It’s time to stop — Disinfect


Quarantine
Quarantine
You’re wasting precious time while I’m a teen
I could be picking up cute girls when I sing
Alas, I’m trapped in quarantine
Honestly
I really miss the way things used to be
Now all I do is stare at my phone screen
And stream The Good Place on NBC
All the late night shows are filming from inside their homes
I miss Jimmy Fallon overeating to all his guests terrible jokes
Quarantine
Quarantine why do you seem so mean
But not nearly as mean as Charlie Sheen
Charlie Sheen probably loves morphine


****Let it be known, I am fully aware of my misspelling of the word "combating" as I added an extra "t" multiple times. This was done purposely for subtle comedic effect.

****If you enjoyed the video, please like and share, check out some of my legit music, because I am also a college student, meaning the more you stream, the more currencies (rupees, euros, etc.) I receive, meaning the less I have to settle ramen on a nightly basis (this is a run on sentence and I am only making it worse by acknowledging that minute yet distinctive fact and continuing on with it I am going to stop now).